Every e-commerce merchant knows the feeling.
Sales have been rolling in all week, your analytics dashboard is looking great, and you’re finally starting to feel good about your business.
Then comes that one day when absolutely nothing sells.
Available in Men’s & Women’s styles.
C.A.C. Can't Afford Customers. A t-shirt for e-commerce merchants and digital marketers experiencing the rising cost of customer acquisition. How is anyone is supposed to make money?!
If you know, you know. Every email marketer's nightmare: You hit send, the campaign goes out to thousands of subscribers, and suddenly everyone's first name is literally First Name. This t-shirt celebrates one of the most recognizable mistakes in email marketing: the...
Five empty stars. Zero reviews. Every e-commerce seller knows the feeling. This t-shirt captures that painfully familiar moment when your product is live, but nobody has left a review yet.
Nothing stands in the way of a good return on ad spend, not even your bros. A fun conversation starter for marketing professionals, media buyers, PPC specialists, and other e-commerce nerds.
"Hi, is this still available?" "Yes." And then complete silence. An all-too-familiar conversation for anyone who's ever tried selling something on Facebook Marketplace.
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